{"id":7074,"date":"2010-12-10T21:30:59","date_gmt":"2010-12-11T05:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?page_id=7074"},"modified":"2010-12-10T21:30:59","modified_gmt":"2010-12-11T05:30:59","slug":"chapter-27","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?page_id=7074","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 27"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>the sound: <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_dhPYHe88_Q\"><strong>Them \u2013 Baby Please Don\u2019t Go<\/strong><\/a><strong>, <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aCpYYjyerZw\"><strong>Bob Dylan \u2013 Ballad of a Thin Man<\/strong><\/a><strong>, <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5LH8q95xJ34\"><strong>Rivieras \u2013 California Sun<\/strong><\/a><strong>, <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LLJ1aZhKVhk\"><strong>Vince Guar         aldi \u2013 Cast Your Fate to the Wind<\/strong><\/a><strong>, <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_tKNBgVqZ8I\"><strong>Marvelettes \u2013 Danger! Heartbreak Dead Ahead<\/strong><\/a><strong>, <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3QCZ_bv9aLc\"><strong>The Beach Boys \u2013 Don\u2019t Worry Baby<\/strong><\/a><strong>, <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vrs_WKN3Xzo\"><strong>Vogues \u2013 Five O\u2019clock World<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I  had been at work in the bar and for some reason unknown now had decided  to dress a\u2019la school girl.  I\u2019d worn my short red plaid pleated kilt  with a white blouse and a black blazer.  I\u2019d worn thigh high black  stockings and black lace garters and my waist long hair piled up on my  head using a myriad of pins.<\/p>\n<p>I smiled as I remembered Dallas  grumbling while she\u2019d put my hair up. \u201cOne more fucking bobby pin and  yer head\u2019ll weigh too much and you\u2019ll fall over!\u201d she\u2019d bitched.<\/p>\n<p>So  the end of the work night finally arrives and Mike, as always, shows up  to take me home.  Only this time he shows up on his brand new Harley \u2013  fully dressed with one of them brand new radios in the fairing that  everyone\u2019s been talking about.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d teased him about how he\u2019d  loved that radio more than he\u2019d loved me and he&#8217;d kept telling me &#8220;it&#8217;s  all about the tuneage Baby&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As we locked up for the evening and  Mike gets ready to back the big bike out of the carport he hands me a  helmet and I hand it back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s only like 6 blocks and it\u2019ll take me a freaking hour to get all these pins outta my hair\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>We  argue a bit and in the end Mike (mostly cos it\u2019s 2 o\u2019clock in the  morning) gets offa the bike to help me take my hair down and then hands  me my chaps.  I mutter about him being an \u201cold woman\u201d and slip on a pair  of jeans before putting the chaps on because I know that nothing  compares to the chaffing done by leather chaps on bare skin and my skin  is definitely bare between the stockings and the panties.<\/p>\n<p>Once  I\u2019m all zipped in and turn around Mike has this funny look on his face  and as we get on the bike he suggests that maybe I\u2019d like to dress like  that at home on occasion, just so he can find out what it would be like  to get me outta all that gear.<\/p>\n<p>We both laugh as we take off.<\/p>\n<p>We  are driving in the inside lane of 2 lanes, heading towards the  clubhouse when we come up behind a couple of people in a gold coloured  Chevy Nova SuperSport.  Mike paces behind it a bit and then guns the  motor to swerve out into the outside lane and blast around the car.<\/p>\n<p>As he swerves into the outside lane, the driver, in his infinite wisdom, turns right from the inside lane.<\/p>\n<p>We  hit the car broadside, almost in exaclty the same manner as that guy  that had T-bone\u2019d Mike earlier in the year.  I went off the back seat  over Mike and over the car like I\u2019d been shot out of a cannon.<\/p>\n<p>I  remember hearing the bike go down. I remember seeing sparks and then I  hit the car\u2026the first time.  I later found out that I\u2019d actually hit the  car once on the roof with my helmet and once on the hood with my pelvis  and then came down on the road on my helmet\u2026skidding like an upside  down rag doll till I came to rest against the curb.<\/p>\n<p>It all  happened so fast that when I first opened my eyes and looked up all I  could see was the pitch dark 2 AM country sky and I\u2019d thought to myself  \u201calright Baby\u2026this time you\u2019ve done it\u2026..yer dead!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I thought that right till I started to breath again, and that hurt so bad I knew I was alive.<\/p>\n<p>What  seemed like a long time later but was likely a matter of seconds, I  tried to move my head to get up and I couldn\u2019t get it to move. I  panicked&#8230;thinking that my neck was broken and I began to scream.<\/p>\n<p>Mike  came running to me and in the end had to cut the chin strap from my  helmet.  Seems my helmet was caught in one of those under the curb  culvert things&#8230;.jambed tight actually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the sound: Them \u2013 Baby Please Don\u2019t Go, Bob Dylan \u2013 Ballad of a Thin Man, Rivieras \u2013 California Sun, Vince Guar aldi \u2013 Cast Your Fate to the Wind, Marvelettes \u2013 Danger! 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