things are lookin up

today my boss at the call center sent me the following:

WyzWmn (sic) is quickly becoming one of the strongest team leads at (Corp). (Wyz’s)’s no bull attitude, is offset by devotion to team and drive to support individual needs such as pay discrepancies, schedule changes and days off. Further (Wyz) has earned respect from her team through sheer tenacity for answers to assist in her CSR’s daily interaction with Business Customers and the Client. (Wyz)’s current stats reflect motivated team work towards team and center goals. AHT 105 pts lower than bottom goal, QA 90%. Nice Job Wyz(sic)!

I am all farklempt

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PHENOMENAL WOMAN

by Maya Angelou
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I’m not cute or built to suit a model’s fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I’m telling lies.
I say
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That’s me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please
And to a man
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees
Then they swarm around me
A hive of honey bees.
I say
It’s the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth
The swing of my waist
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That’s me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can’t see.
I say
It’s in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
The ride of my breasts
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That’s me.
Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say It’s in the click of my heels
The bend of my hair The palm of my hand
The need for my care.
‘Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That’s me.
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