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that in an effort to be honest and ethical
I have pissed my sister off so bad
she won’t talk to me

in my mind
I can come up with about 40 ways to address this
I tried sending her an email
that said

“please don’t be angry
it’s just that I couldn’t see myself having told you it was gonna be 299.99
and then calling you and saying that it was actually 200.00 more
I love that you want to buy me an Ipod
my motivation was more to not take advantage of your generosity”

and she’s still not talking to me
so at this point
I gotta say

It’s her loss

I’m going to play in the sun!

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) TRUE!

14. Your friends love you anyway

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.