Once Upon a time

…a man fell in love with me
because I knew the words
to this sea shanty

we were together for 3 years
in retrospect
it speaks volumes
about my love life~


BARRETT’S PRIVATEERS – Stan Rogers

Oh, the year was 1778,
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
A letter of marque come from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I’d ever seen,

CHORUS:
God damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for American gold
We’d fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett’s Privateers.

Oh, Elcid Barrett cried the town,
HOW I WISH I WAS . . .
For twenty brave men all fishermen who
would make for him the Antelope’s crew
(chorus)

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight,
She’d a list to the port and and her sails in rags
And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags
(chorus)

On the King’s birthday we put to sea,
We were 91 days to Montego Bay
Pumping like madmen all the way
(chorus)

On the 96th day we sailed again,
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight
With our cracked four pounders we made to fight

(chorus)
The Yankee lay low down with gold,

She was broad and fat and loose in the stays
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days
(chorus)

Then at length we stood two cables away,
Our cracked four pounders made an awful din
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in
(chorus)

The Antelope shook and pitched on her side,
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And the Maintruck carried off both me legs
(chorus)

So here I lay in my 23rd year,

It’s been 6 years since we sailed away
And I just made Halifax yesterday
(chorus)

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so I went for a ride…

alrighty then
went for a ride
pulling thru a long inside curve
grab me a fist fulla throttle
throttle sticks wide open..
Fuck
throttle comes off in my hand…
Fuck
now don’t that get my attention?
hello little ditch
hello tall grass
hello big f*ckin trees
FUUUUUUCK!
the only saving grace is that I ride on 3 and didn’t fall over…
slipped over the ditch and thru the grass and stopped nestled between 2 trees…I couldn’t a done it better if I’d aimed for it
went home….to change my drawers!

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