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jug·gle ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jgl)v. jug·gled, jug·gling, jug·gles v. tr.
To keep (two or more objects) in the air at one time by alternately tossing and catching them.
To have difficulty holding; balance insecurely: juggled the ball but finally caught it; shook hands while juggling a cookie and a teacup.
To keep (more than two activities, for example) in motion or progress at one time: managed to juggle a full-time job and homemaking.
To manipulate in order to deceive: juggle figures in a ledger. v. intr.
To juggle objects or perform other tricks of manual dexterity.
To make rapid motions or manipulations: juggled with the controls on the television to improve the picture.
To use trickery; practice deception. n.
The act of juggling.
Trickery for a dishonest end.
[Middle English jogelen, to entertain by performing tricks, from Old French jogler, from Latin ioculr, to jest, from ioculus, diminutive of iocus, joke. See yek- in Indo-European Roots.][Download Now or Buy the Book]
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth EditionCopyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
juggle
n 1: the act of rearranging things to give a misleading impression [syn: juggling] 2: throwing and catching several objects simultaneously [syn: juggling] v 1: influence by slyness [syn: beguile, hoodwink] 2: manipulate by or as if by moving around components; “juggle an account so as to hide a deficit” 3: deal with simultaneously; “She had to juggle her job and her children” 4: throw, catch, and keep in the air several things simultaneously

So I’m managing an special project while the manager (Jenn) is in training

she and I email each other all day long so we can keep ourselves abreast of all issues

Jenn: How are you doing?? Head still on…

Me: small implosion…
outsmarted by a freakin photo copier
good lesson to learn at the beginin of the month
won’t mix em all up like that again
took half an hour and the whole meeting room table to fix it

Jenn: what did you do to the meeting room table??

Me: well ya see
it’s like this
I got this idea in my head that if I just took all the paperclips off
and photocopied the whole bunch at once
it would save me time
NOT SO MUCH
printer fubar’d
and I didnt’ realize it
so I stapled a bunch o forms together that weren’t mated
and it was messy
so I took em all apart
and laid them all out on the freakin table
and danced around the table lookin for crap for about a half a freakin hour

but I’m ok now
~seriously~

*sigh*