I can’t believe I have to repeat this…
those of you that like to read my blog
should do so with the understanding
that this is where I think out loud
and if I don’t agree with you
or don’t like you
this is where it’s gonna happen
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
and those whiny wanking fucktards
that are reading this
and using it
to cause trouble
should
KISS MY FAT WHITE ASS!
I am sooo done with you it ain’t even haha
now
go back about yer business
I am a garlic mashed potatoe ho
what’s a fat broad to do?
on another front
one of the guys in my riding club
posts an extremely tasteless joke on our forum
about the sexual predilections of a fellow member
a member with whom he is very close friends
our provincial officer calls me several times to “strongly” suggests
that it be removed
my first officer thinks that while it’s in poor taste
he abhors censorship so we won’t
the provincial officer says that as we are not a private forum
this joke will give people the impression that we aren’t nice
I says…but it’s ok with you guys to post racist joke
or sexist jokes
or jokes about religions
or jokes about mental capacity
so while I find the joke to be ugly
I’m leaving the damn thing alone in the spirit of non censorship
but it’s buggin the hell outta me!
so I go to bed feeling rather disgruntled
I shut everything off and is my won’t I walk thru completely darkness to my room
thinking that those ‘blackout ‘ drapes where a good investment
and go out like a light (cos I’m medicated to do so)
I wake up at 12:28 to broad daylight in my living room
and an absolute “feeling” like there is someone in my home
I grab for the phone – and then make myself lay there for a minute
before calling 911
my apartment is small enough that even if someone were here
I’d be able to hear them breathe
finally I get up and come into the living room
snapping the rest of the lights on as I go
and there’s no one there
but my brightest living room lamp
the one with the extra bright light bulb for reading
is on
I have no idea how that happened
but there was no one there
I turned the light out
went back to bed
and for the rest of the night deampt
of kidnapped babies
wonder what caused alla that?
