bored bored bored

OMG
I am beyond bored

because it is the start of our down season
and because my boss couldn’t organize herself
(or as the fadder says “couldn’t organize a blow job in a whore house!”)
I literally have had nothing to do all week long

a woman can only check her email so many times…
goddess bless facebook, myspace and blogger!

thank all the gawds it’s a short week
she’s all talking alllll about how much work we have to do
in preparation for next year
but she can’t get herself organized enough
to actually figure out what it is
that she will “allow” me to do

if she spent about half the time she does
flappin her lips about work
and the rest
actually working
we’d be made in the shade!

she can’t or won’t delegate
and me
I’m just over here saying
“have you read my resume”

hello?

what a gong show this is at times like this
but it’s still better than the old job

I’m too bored to even pretend
to find some kind
of freaking profound thing
to write about
I AM BORED!

the good news is that I’m away for the weekend
my boss would call it a “retreat”
the freakin hippy
I’m going to a 2 day party
for bikers
yay!

let the summer begin!

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the blister and other family tidbits

the blister sent an email
allowing as she “understands”
that there is some conflict
with her holiday dates
and mine
but “we’ll just have to make the best of it”

the way I look at it
is we’ll have 4 days together
that’s just long enough for
her to piss me off
and then I’ll go on hols
and forget about it

in other news
the aunt in Merritt
has been taken home
she has a hospital bed and oxygen
in her living room
and the VOD and her neice
are staying with her

the other niece
the “crackhead”
that’s been missing for months
has shown up

like vultures
circling a carcass already….

I’ve elicited a promise
from the VOD
that should she even look
like she’s gonna “head south”
to call the cops

there is absolutely no way
my little mother
should have to deal with that fool
when she’s outta her gourd
without one o her kids to protect her

family eh?
can’t live with them
can’t shoot them with the gun!

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