Nose Candy

so today the boss
shows up with a bowl
of cinnamon hearts
cos she know’s
they are a fav of mine
and hopefully she’s butterin me up
trying to keep me
from accepting a new job
I’ve interviewed
for if it’s offered
cos she’d really like me to stay….

anyway she leaves them
on my desk
of course…as I beetle away
over the course of the day
I have a few…

I picked one up
popped it in my mouth
and then sneezed…
hard
twice in quick succession

the cinnamon heart
in my mouth slid part way
down my throat
at the first sneeze
and then up the back of my nose
on the second

that’d be a hard cinnamon candy
in my nose

holy crap it burned!

I ended up snortin water
like a person
with a peruvian nose joy problem
to get rid of the little bugger
eyes watering
nose dripping

somehow I don’t think
that’s what the guy meant
that coined the term
Nose Candy

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I see dumb people

I started this last week when I first got sick – Jan 28/09

why is it that every where people tell you
when your prescriptions expire you should take them to a pharmacy to have them destroyed…

but when you do that the people at the pharmacy look at you like you just dropped a turd on the carpet?

I’m coming down with bronchitis yet again…however (and for a change) it’s been so long that all three of my puffers have expired (I only use em when I have to)…so I go to the walk in clinic in town and sit for 2 hours to get new scripts…take them next door to the Rx to get the scripts filled and I asked the girl to take the outdated ones….

and srsly she looked just like you’d expect someone would had you tapped them ever so lightly and lovingly between their freakin eyes with a hammer….

so I had to explain to her why I would ask in the first place….

sheesh!


Feb 2/9

so I told ya’ll a couple of days about about the run around trying to get
medication for this gallopin crud
I currently have in my chest…

so since I’ve started one of the meds
I’ve been experiencing horrendous muscle craps
charlie horses and the kinda craps in your foot
that virtually make them look like your foot
is changing direction

craps that wake me up 6 or more times a night
craps that hit in the oddest places
like under your shoulder blade
or on your shin

so today I call the dr
and by some freak of nature
get to actually speak to him

so I says…(says I)
“how’d ya like to look in that big book
of drug side effects and tell me if
cramping is a side effect of said drug”

he responds with “I don’t have to
I’m sure that’s not possible”
I says “humour me…check the bible”
he says “hang on”
I hum for a while
he comes back and says
“cramping may possibly occur in less than 4% of users”

“oh” says I
“why not me?”

“uhhhm?” he says “I guess you should use something else?”
“can you phone something in to the pharmacy” I ask
“oh no…you’ll have to come in”

“ok wait – so I have to change meds…
cos the one you gave me has brutal side effects
and you want me to also take a half a day offa work to see you?”

yup
I still see dumb people

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